Why I'm Obsessed With Thunder Pants Underwear

I've spent a ridiculous amount of my life thinking about thunder pants underwear, mostly because I spent the twenty years prior to finding them thinking about how much I hated my regular undies. Let's be real for a second: most underwear is designed to look good on a mannequin, but the second you start walking, sitting, or—heaven forbid—bending over, things start to migrate. You know what I'm talking about. The dreaded midday adjustment. The constant tugging. The realization that you're basically wearing a cheese-grater made of lace. ...

May 6, 2026 · 7 min · Clymo Joshua